Of late, there has been some lizard culling in the household, something I don’t quite agree with and perhaps it’s time to start picketing in the living room.
Dad reckons we have a lizard infestation issue, and that these table crocodiles have been showing disrespect by brazenly hanging out on the dining table during mealtimes, not even waiting their turn or at least pretending to be afraid.
So he decided to leave some lizard traps around the dining areas of our home, which I call “lizard stickers” since it’s really a piece of paper with adhesive applied to it, and has successfully baited nine so far. Surprisingly, we still have lizards running around!
He’s pretty much run out of these stickers, so fortunately the above will soon be a rare sighting.
My dad is Lizzie Borden!!!